"Franklin's Addiction"
lyrics: Billy Rotten

Feel a chill run down my spine as my bowels explode with beans
Part my legs, let out a scream and let 'er rip -- know what I mean?
Knew those beans would be trouble, I knew those beans would stink
People who walk past me look at me like I'm a rat-fink

It may not smell the best, it may not sound that good
But if you liked beans like I do, it sure as Hell would

I love to eat those tasty beans, they make me fart all night
Lift my leg and pass some gas and then I feel alright
Beans, beans, more fuckin' beans, I'll eat them 'til I fall
Beans, beans, beans, more fuckin' beans, I'll fuckin' eat them all

It may not smell the best, it may not sound that good
But if you liked beans like I do, it sure as Hell would

Feel a chill run down my spine as my bowels explode with beans
Part my legs, let out a scream and let 'er rip -- know what I mean?
Knew those beans would be trouble, I knew those beans would stink
People who walk past me look at me like I'm a rat-fink

It may not smell the best, it may not sound that good
But if you liked beans like I do, it sure as Hell would